A Guide to Prepress Happiness
jimcloudman:
Did the customer…
- Give you the page layout in WordPerfect? ARRRRRRGH!
- Give you the page layout in Microsoft Word? Sonuvabitch!
- Give you the page layout in Microsoft Publisher? Crap!
- Give you the page layout in Adobe Illustrator? What? Why?
- Give you the page layout only as a PDF? Oh well…
- Give you the page layout in QuarkXPress? I can live with that.
- Give you the page layout in Adobe InDesign? Done!
- Give you the page layout on a sheet of paper, and tell you to make something that looks like this? SCORE!
Played 5,300 times
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
lonelysandwich:
Something terrifying is going on at the USAA call center
This is what happens when you call USAA at midnight because you’re locked out of your account. Okay:
A) I don’t know how to say that.
B) Please hold while I change my pants, crap them a second and third time, then cry in the shower.
C) I saw District 9. This does not end well.
Support for Same-Sex Marriage By Age and State.
Check out the 18-29 numbers.
October 28: The President continues a long tradition of planting a tree on White House grounds. This Littleleaf Linden replaces a Scarlet Oak planted by former President George W. Bush. But the oak — which had replaced a 118-year-old tree planted by President Harrison — “didn’t take,” according to the White House. (Official White House photo by Chuck Kennedy.)
inothernews:
Front cover, Bangor (Maine) Daily News, Wednesday, November 4, 2009.
There are people who celebrate keeping people who love each other apart. There are people who make it their pathetic life’s work to keep two people who belong together from being together. There are people who revel in not letting others be genuinely happy, and making them feel like second-rate citizens in their own country, for the want of “preserving tradition.”
These people are assholes.
Yup.
